Thud.
I have a rough outline of how the dramatic battle in Seeds of Blood should go, including some of the gore and fumbles before it all pulls together.
And for now, I thud. Because – thanks to RL, Drama, and the Dread One Known as M – I’ve hit the end of my mental endurance for a while.
(The latest escapade of the Dread One involved a pot and a stove-knob, and will involve a repair guy tomorrow. Sigh.)
So I’m trying to give my brain a bit of a break by going through other things to pull together notes and outline on other not-yet-finished stuff. A rough “what needs to come next” on River of Stars, for one. Which will hopefully loosen up the wire-taut knots in my nerves when it comes to getting the last bits of Seeds right.
BTW, in case anyone finds it amusing – yes, I do plan for Hakkai to learn to drive in River. I suspect this may be terrifying to some people. Maybe most people.
…Though he kind of has to. No one’s trusting Goku at the wheel, and Gojyo and Sanzo are having problems in that they already knew how to drive.
Which means, under stress, they tend to stomp on the pedals with the same level of force they remember using prior to their various escapades on Shangri-La. With… predictable results.
(And yes, Hakkai will get a Jeep. *G*)
Oh good. Hakkai without a Jeep just doesn’t seem right. And EEK! on the idea that he’s the one everyone trusts with the car. Now why did that never cross my mind…
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*G* Gojyo can uproot small trees. This is fun. But it does have consequences. And Sanzo… may possibly be banned from pushing buttons. Any buttons. That touch any part of the vehicle’s electrical system. Because cranky priest equals cranky energy fluxes.
…Might be why Hakkai goes for the old Jeep, at that….
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So cranky priest is kinda of like certain cranky wizards?
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It’s not so much automatic technology hex as just… stray voltage. So to speak.
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Oh dear. Both Gojyo and Sanzo are stronger than they used to be, aren’t they? Are they even going to try to adjust at some point?
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They’re definitely trying. But in the middle of rush hour traffic is no place to get that wrong! 😉
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Well of course not. But I’d assume they’d start off with deserted parking lots or an unused runway or something. Of course, that’s assuming they realize they need the adjustment…
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They might not realize it. At first. I’m imagining what Gojyo might do to a steering wheel….
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Well, if he’s driving, he’s occupied. You can tell where all his limbs are: not in someone’s viscera. Probably.
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Now, now; Hakkai’s much more likely to simply fry someone with a chi-blast. Or slit their throat. Viscera-grabbing is a desperate measure usually reserved for mortal enemies who’ve reanimated their own corpses as shikigami.
Besides. If he’s driving, he gets to swerve when Gojyo and Goku get too loud. It gets their attention. 😉
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Viscera-grabbing is a desperate measure usually reserved for mortal enemies who’ve reanimated their own corpses as shikigami.
Which I wouldn’t put past some of their enemies . . .
If he’s driving, he gets to swerve when Gojyo and Goku get too loud.
Not to mention creatively applying the breaks.
I’m sure he’ll find many, many more.
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It’s happened, canon. Someone really hated Hakkai.
And yes. Creative applications of brakes are a must. Sanzo will use his seatbelt. 😉
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I hope the Dread One sets its chaos-laden eyes on someone else for a bit. Sounds like you could use a break.
Re: Hakkai and the Jeep
Well, he doesn’t seem quite right without the Jeep so had to get in there somehow . . .
I second not trusting Goku behind the wheel. He’s a good kid but somewhat easy to distract. Not exactly what you want in a driver. Plus I think both Sanzo and Gojyo would point blank refuse to get in a car driven by Goku. Maybe when he’s a bit more grown, he have the concentration for it but now . . . nope.
And it is probably good for everything to give Hakkai something to do. Something that keeps his hands and feet busy. And at first, he’ll have to concentrate more on driving than mayhem. But Hakkai’s pretty smart (despite being one of the three idiots) so with practice, he likely be able to drive AND plan mayhem before too long.
With… predictable results.
Yeah. Not good. Especially in situations where they would be that stressed.
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Could definitely use a break, thanks. Hoping Pensacon will at least give me an excuse to change up what I’m doing for a few days. I have bookmarks to hand out!
By the time they get to driving Jack will be shuddering as he seconds the whole “do not let Goku drive” bit. Because he’ll have seen Goku… very distracted, shall we say?
(There were survivors. Heh.)
I think Hakkai will find driving fun! Which of course means they need to find more trouble on Earth to drive into…. 😉
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Goku is probably going to pout about it. He doesn’t know why everyone is so adamant. Okay, so he made a few mistakes. So does everyone. And everyone is going to be fine. Their injuries weren’t even that bad – after all, they weren’t dying.
The pouting doesn’t last too long. One, because Goku is Goku. He doesn’t do long-term sulks generally speaking. Two, Sanzo kept tossing food at him whenever it looked like it was starting and it was good food. Things like peaches. Jack had never seen someone eat so many peaches.
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That wasn’t exactly the distracted the bunnies had in mind. Still working on the details, though….
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That wasn’t exactly the distracted the bunnies had in mind.
Didn’t think it was. 😉
Just though it was an amusing image.
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🙂
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*Hugs* Peace, rest, and lots of chocolate!
Re: driving: I have a sudden mental image of Hakkai “forgetting” which pedal is which, just to screw with people. Probably Jack.
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*EG* And thanks!
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Wow. Sanzo driving a Jeep. Gojyo driving a Jeep. Hakkai driving a Jeep. Gives a whole new nuclear dimension to “road rage” doesn’t it? Or “pedal to the metal” as in “What do you mean you just punched that pedal through the *floor* of the Jeep?”
I’m not even going to imagine what the great and dreaded M visited upon you this time. I have no desire to attract His attention any more than I do.
Stay well and get some rest. I’ll be here when you return.
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Jack will never drive with them. Ever. Again. How Hakkai passed the driving test, he has no clue. At all. At least, that he wants to think about.
(Hakkai smiled a lot.)
Hakkai and Sanzo, after Jack’s out of sight: High-five.
Gojyo: …You did that on purpose?
Goku: Cool! Now we can go anywhere we want without ’em!
Sanzo: Exactly.
Janet will likely figure it out, but say nothing. Because seriously, they need some time off….
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Good luck with post-thud resting!
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Thanks! 🙂
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Oh, oh, oh, ROFLMAO ! I just realized driving that Jeep means on *Earth?* In rush hour traffic? With Jack as a passenger? Oh, oh, oh. My brain, she melts! I think I’ll be laughing for most of the night.
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*EG*
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May the Dread One turn away his gaze!
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Let’s hope so, yes… although apparently one of the latest bouts was not my fault, but someone in the past repairing a range with the wrong part. Oy.
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