Monstrous Compendium Ch 11 Ficbit – Sparks

Unequip.

Blurry snakevision vanished; the writhing sense of serpents squirming from his skull finally gone, as the mask with Connlan’s bloodstone fell away.

I’m me again. Thank goodness.

It’d been hard, passing the last three weeks as a medusa; listening to the taunts of human players, the well-meant welcomes of youkai, the creeping nightmares of, what if the mask gets stuck?

Because it might have. Player-made enchanted items always, always had a chance to fail. And this one had been enchanted under Argo’s hands, using Connlan’s bloodstone as its heart; the bloodstone Stheno wanted him to have, and claim, and be.

We couldn’t risk anything less. Less than one player in a thousand has what it takes to be a medusa. Beniryuu would never believe Stheno would let another youkai get their claws in me.

And Kirito couldn’t risk taking the mask off, in case the exploits and spells he’d used to stymie Cardinal’s watching systems weren’t quite enough. Three weeks.

But it had come off. If he lived, he’d have to give Argo a box of the best sweets. Though she might have warned him about the snakevison headache. Ow.

There wasn’t any other way. We had to smoke him out. As long as Beniryuu thought even one clearer was still human, he’d never have let his guard down….

Ice went down his spine, the warm aura of courage shredded by pure terror. He’d never. Ever. Seen such thunderous fury on a humanoid face. Literally thunderous; SAO’s emotion engine had sparks crackling over Heathcliff’s head from a mini-thunderstorm.

He’s having a bad day, an impish part of Kirito’s mind pointed out. Let’s make it a worse one.

60 thoughts on “Monstrous Compendium Ch 11 Ficbit – Sparks

  1. Yep, the dragon just got the fact that the players can game the system (Beniryuu: Only I’m allowed to do that!) by temporarily becoming Youkai whenever they want slapped across his face. Massive strike to his ego and pride.

    -He’s having a bad day, an impish part of Kirito’s mind pointed out. Let’s make it a worse one.-
    Kirito, while I can understand why you’re going to follow this suggestion; listening to your inner Argo is generally not a good idea.

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      1. Like getting a pissed off Ancient Red to focus on him, and not the dozens of others that can jump him while he is distracted?

        Now the real trick isn’t surviving this stunt. It is living through what Asuna will do to him afterwards. Even is she has to work out a resurrection spell to do it.

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      2. > Sometimes Kirito has very bad ideas.
        Yes, and yet they are still the least bad ideas to choose from. This is telling.

        > In all fairness to Beniryuu, Kirito’s just proven he may be the biggest threat in the room. 😉

        > (He’s not entirely wrong.)
        Biggest threat, yes. But not the only one.

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  2. Trolling, for great Justice. Also, love and the moon.

    Thank you. (Sorry for disappearing. Have been reading and enjoying. Have also been in a place of sleep madness, and had little worth saying.)

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  3. Literally thunderous; SAO’s emotion engine had sparks crackling over Heathcliff’s head from a mini-thunderstorm.

    WAAAAAANT!!!!

    I have no idea how one would make it work for emotion in a video game, but OH MY GOSH NOW I WANT ANIME EMOTIONAL CUES!!!

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      1. Actually, lots of MMOs have “emoticon animations” available in game, without needing a mod at all. Sometimes it’s just a list of character animation actions (like “wave” or “dance”), sometimes it’s actual emoticons that float over the character’s head, sometimes it’s other indicators (like the little thunderstorm here). The specifics vary from MMO to MMO.

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  4. May Bahamut ward him.
    May Tamara grant him her mercy.

    Kirito is going to need all the help he can get.

    Hopefully a Kami or two is willing to throw some good fortune the guy’s way. Jizo maybe?

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    1. Oh, come now!

      Who killed a dragon?

      Who was known for being a mighty swordsman, who fought with his sister and made questionable decisions? Who traveled from heaven to Earth, on a quest he could not escape? Who helped found Japan by clearing out monsters?

      If you have to invoke a kami, surely Susano-o would be the obvious dude!

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  5. There comes a point where, you’ve already kicked the hornets nest, you may as well throw rocks at it too.

    Kirito is well past that point now. An oh look! Everyone else is getting involved too.

    This ought to be fun. For someone. 🙂 Perhaps just the readers, though, I imagine the clearers think this is a whole lot of no fun at all.

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  6. “Yes, Beniryu,, your plan was almost foolproof… But you forgot just one thing!”

    > Dramatically removes mask.

    > BGM segues into ‘Will Power’, ramps up volume.

    “The one contest a dragon can never beat an angry, desperate human at… is who’s the greater fool!”

    > Cue boss battle and cheating like whoa. He started it, after all. 😉

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      1. Definitely time to flip the damn chessboard and start playing Calvinball. Already got the tiger BBF! (Best Bro Forever)

        p.s. I just realized: if Kirito is the only human clearer left, does that mean the rest of Fuurinkazan got adopted? If so, by who? Did Vincent dibs Dale? Because that man deserves all the kohai/younger sibs/students he can handle. Playing cryptic mentor for upcoming murderhobos clearly makes him happy.

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      2. *G* Vincent adopting Dale sounds like an excellent idea.

        Kirito can’t quite play Calvinball, SAO has Rules. What he can do is exploit all the rules he can right to the edge and in combos Beniryuu hopefully won’t have expected.

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  7. Well here’s hoping that Kirito is annoying enough that he manages to get Beniryuu to the point where he’s not thinking straight anymore. And also that the dragon reaches said point fast enough that he’s trying to bite/claw/crush/burn Kirito out of existence rather than use his highly extensive magical abilities and/or his GM abilities.

    Speaking of deathworlds/high risk professions, it seems that the hype for the upcoming Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress movie is kicking into high gear. The Battle of Unato – New PV
    Takeaways:
    1. Mumei has apparently upgraded to a massive semi-automatic shotgun from her original weapons and has a jewel on her restraint/ribbon.
    2. In six months Ikoma has (thankfully) recovered from that really bad haircut he inflicted on himself. Still hasn’t gotten his glasses back though.
    3. There are shots of what seems to be the interior of some sort of massive fused colony/Kabane nest. I say nest because the place has spaces big enough for a person to run around/fight inside.
    4. And Ikoma being….Ikoma is apparently tanking an incoming shot on his iron cage at one point.

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    1. *Squeeee!*

      …It’s going to be on Amazon Prime, darn it. Here’s hoping they put it out on DVD eventually.

      And heh. I figured Sweeten would get jossed by whatever came next. Ah well, it is now AU!

      And of course Ikoma tanks a darn shot. Of course he does. *Facepalm* Someone get that guy some self-preservation instincts, stat!

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      1. -And heh. I figured Sweeten would get jossed by whatever came next. Ah well, it is now AU! –
        No issue with that. I mean if you want to get technical every fanfic is in some way AU since its showing scenes, thoughts and/or actions that weren’t present in the original show/book/game etc.

        I’ve always viewed the notion of using canon as guidelines/ideas/things-to-fix-because-they-make-no-sense in one’s story when you write in an ongoing setting.

        -Someone get that guy some self-preservation instincts, stat!-
        If that happened Ikoma would probably curl up into a little ball and never come out as he realizes just how many times he should have been killed in the past week/month/year.

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      2. Well, if Sweeten’s officially AU, then no one should complain too much at elements I plan to bring into the sequel…. 😉

        And, point on Ikoma. I wouldn’t be surprised if everyone on the Koutetsujou wants to curl up and make the world go away sometimes.

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      3. -Well, if Sweeten’s officially AU, then no one should complain too much at elements I plan to bring into the sequel…. 😉-
        Jack: “Carter……Fix the gate.”
        Carter: “Sir?”
        Jack:: “It’s World War Z out there Carter. Get the Gate working now.”

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      4. *EG* Would I do that?

        Seriously, if our favorite team ended up on Hi-no-moto, the ‘Gate NOT working would be insult added to injury. Totally frivolous and an unnecessary complication added to the plot.

        After all, they’d have so. Many. Other. Problems.

        *Very Big Evil Grin*

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      5. *Straightens halo* Absolutely not. I certainly wouldn’t tamper with the Stargate in the middle of a worse-than-zpoc.

        Being in the middle of a Kabane-infested city that might sprout a Black Smoke at any time and running for your life from monsters you don’t know how to kill wouldn’t tamper with the ‘Gate at all.

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      6. -Being in the middle of a Kabane-infested city that might sprout a Black Smoke at any time and running for your life from monsters you don’t know how to kill wouldn’t tamper with the ‘Gate at all.-
        Right.

        Because SOP would be to send a M.A.L.P. to a planet to make sure that A: the ‘gate isn’t damaged, B: that the atmosphere/environment won’t kill the SG team when they step onto the planet and C: if there are any immediate hazards etc.

        But any sleeping Kabane wouldn’t care about the M.A.L.P. since it isn’t human/no blood present. So Sg1 goes through the gate, everything seems normal as they explore the region until one of them gets a minor cut etc. At which point the Kabane start waking up and SG1 finds an army of zombies between them and their intended exit.

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      7. Slightly worse than that, actually.

        Standard anti-zpoc tactics on Earth say to aim for the head – which, as Sweeten has already taught us, doesn’t work on Kabane.

        Luckily, MP5’s (or P90’s, depending on how far along in the SG timeline we are) are blackpowder weapons, and switching from headshots to center-of-mass is a pretty sensible fallback – all they need is one “lucky shot” to the heart cage, and they’ll know what needs to be done in future.

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      8. Actually, it’s worse than you think. The Hunters have some blackpowder weapons, and even those are not a sure single-shot kill. It’s in canon that their bullets are not normal. They’re not up to Ikoma’s jet bullets (which are effectively mini anti-tank rounds), but they’re not regular lead slugs, Unless SG-1 is armed with armor-piercing bullets – and they usually aren’t – they’d need to pull a Mumei and hit the heart multiple times in one very small spot.

        On the run. With a horde charging. That’s… not really likely.

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      9. “Of course Ikoma tanks a darn shot.”

        To play devil’s advocate for a minute… Isn’t Ikoma one of the only people on that train with an equivalent to a bulletproof vest, and //he knows it//? If your family is about to be shot, and you know //you// can survive it, it makes sense to take the bullet.

        And by sense, I mean Heroic Sense, not Common.

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      10. Already accounted for, actually – it states on the Stargate wiki, the P90 was specifically chosen to replace the MP5 because it offered better armor-penetration and killing power, and that even the standard 5.7x28mm ammo (which is used in both handguns and rifles) can easily pierce the armors of Jaffa, Ori soldiers, and Wraith warriors.

        Yes, it’s not jet bullets, and SG-1 would likely need to attack the heart cage in semi-auto bursts just to be sure, but it’s not like they’d be completely helpless.

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  8. See, the scientist in me wants to give this the most epic of all Darwin awards, but when you’re up a creek without a paddle or a boat and things are trying to eat you and the creek is on fire…

    A completely unrelated question: how do you find your betas/what do you look for in a beta?

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    1. I got lucky, traded emails with some people who left reviews on my fics, and happened to find people with a compatible twisted – ahem, interesting crossover sense of humor. 😉

      BTW, if you’re really looking for beta readers, I advise contacting people already in the same fandom. I’ve had people ask me to beta, for example, their Full Metal Alchemist fic, for example… and while I enjoy reading the odd FMA fanfic, I’ve never watched the series or read more than one of the manga. So I don’t have the background setting or character knowledge to know if something’s OOC. I’d be a terrible beta for that.

      Fanfiction.net has a PM capability, meaning you can contact people without needing to give out emails, if that helps.

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    2. Or, as I found an awesome quote on tumblr about it, “we are in the same ******* boat, up the same ******* creek, with a damn paddle. And the boat is on fire.”

      Yes, I added some censoring.

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